If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you
I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.
It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.
me every summer
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”
BAM. Not a muggle.
I knew my letter got lost!!
whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
I think even though it had happened to him quite a few times, being locked in the cupboard so many times really fueled this, too. In conclusion: I realized this and then proceeded to cry
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape
since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid
Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person
If I were a writer on Supernatural I would introduce an angel named Destiel just for shits and giggles.
Then Misha would laugh maniacally and tweet “Destiel is confirmed to be on Supernatural Season 9”
This would kill half the fandom.
"My name is Destiel, I am an angel of the Lord"
Here he is:
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be